This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.
Actually glasses are symmetrical and humans are drawn to symmetrical things and that’s why certain shapes or types of plants, etc, are more attractive to the human eye. Glasses, especially sunglasses, even out the face and make it appear more symmetrical.
you’re forgetting one:
Whoop there it is.
“If people want to say I seem too nice to be a footballer, that’s good. It’s just the way I am.”